1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:02,294 --> 00:00:03,812 I acknowledge that, henceforth, 2 00:00:03,836 --> 00:00:08,132 my access to my memories will be spatially dictated. 3 00:00:09,218 --> 00:00:11,779 I will be unable to access outside recollections 4 00:00:11,803 --> 00:00:14,908 whilst on Lumon's severed basement floor, 5 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:17,351 nor retain work memories upon my ascent. 6 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:22,957 I am aware that this alteration 7 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:25,526 is comprehensive and irreversible. 8 00:00:27,502 --> 00:00:29,045 I make these statements freely. 9 00:00:30,656 --> 00:00:34,117 Okay, that's a wrap. 10 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:38,564 Come with me, please. 11 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,243 So your work personage will be waking in a few hours 12 00:00:47,267 --> 00:00:48,316 on the severed floor. 13 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:51,653 But the next time you yourself will be sentient will be this evening, 14 00:00:51,677 --> 00:00:53,196 in the elevator back up. 15 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:54,221 Okay. 16 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:58,326 The elevator has a handrail at hip-level if you feel dizzy. 17 00:00:58,350 --> 00:00:59,768 Oh, man. 18 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:04,815 I love seeing the sunrise on his face. 19 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:09,420 You know he used to drink three raw eggs in milk each morning? 20 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:10,505 I've heard. 21 00:01:10,529 --> 00:01:12,489 - His favorite breakfast. - Mmm. 22 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:14,533 We'll get you prepped in here. 23 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:17,160 - Good morning, Lawrence. - Good morning. 24 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:45,189 They say it doesn't hurt. 25 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:51,403 Just relax. 26 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:09,898 Little vibration now. 27 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:50,003 I'll be upstairs after to let you know how it went. 28 00:02:51,964 --> 00:02:53,757 Sorry if I freak out on you a little. 29 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:58,428 Don't worry. I'm very excited to meet you. 30 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:41,805 Hey, Helly. 31 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:43,992 Whoa, what's happening? 32 00:03:44,016 --> 00:03:45,142 Great to see you. 33 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:48,103 Your orientation's been so much fun. 34 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:52,191 Uh, where am I? 35 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:57,463 Okay, so sometimes when a new hire is adjusting to a severed space, 36 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:59,757 we help by bringing them here to the stairwell, 37 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:01,718 to experience the transition viscerally. 38 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:03,678 Oh, no. I'm trying to leave? 39 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:04,971 No, no. 40 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:06,514 It's all part of the process. 41 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:08,957 If you wanna spin around and head back in, that should be that. 42 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:14,838 Hey, there. 43 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:20,427 - What the hell? - That's okay. 44 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,906 Not a problem. 45 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,699 Wanna give it another shot? 46 00:04:24,723 --> 00:04:26,141 Maybe with a little oomph? 47 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:32,874 Hi. 48 00:04:32,898 --> 00:04:34,250 I'm at the stairwell. 49 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,777 It's going fair. 50 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:40,340 - No, she's... - Ah, fuck! 51 00:04:40,364 --> 00:04:42,991 Ooh. Nah, I'ma call you back. 52 00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:47,514 Wow. 53 00:04:47,538 --> 00:04:50,475 You're an inquisitive one. 54 00:04:50,499 --> 00:04:52,560 I don't wanna be in there, do I? 55 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:54,312 You're learning that you do. 56 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:55,396 Hey, 57 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:58,882 when we heard you were coming here, it was like a miracle. 58 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:01,593 It's amazing what you're doing. 59 00:05:24,283 --> 00:05:25,844 Hey, old-timer! 60 00:05:25,868 --> 00:05:27,160 One day down. 61 00:08:42,231 --> 00:08:43,232 Hey. 62 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:45,293 Hey. 63 00:08:45,317 --> 00:08:46,610 So it's tomorrow now? 64 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:48,529 Uh, yeah. 65 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:50,822 Well, it's Monday. 66 00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:53,259 - A weekend just happened? - Yeah. 67 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:54,761 I don't even feel like I left. 68 00:08:54,785 --> 00:08:57,496 Yeah, that's how nights and weekends feel here. 69 00:08:58,288 --> 00:08:59,349 Like nothing? 70 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:00,558 Well, you get used to it. 71 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:03,269 I mean, I find it helps to focus on the effects of sleep 72 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:05,688 since we don't actually get to experience it. 73 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:09,275 You may feel rejuvenated or happy. 74 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:11,885 Less tense in the shoulders. Spry. 75 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,990 So it's 09:05? 76 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:19,327 Yeah, they stagger the entries too so we don't meet on the outside. 77 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:20,686 It's important apparently. 78 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:24,940 So I guess we're not friends. 79 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:27,901 Guess not. 80 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,133 My current file's called "Tumwater"... 81 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:36,427 which I started some 11 weeks back. 82 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:37,846 "Tumwater." All one word. 83 00:09:37,870 --> 00:09:39,472 Should I be taking notes? 84 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:41,891 - No. - I've got it 96% sorted, 85 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,644 which means I've earned four of the five tier incentives, 86 00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:49,256 including the erasers and the finger traps that you see displayed here. 87 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:53,010 100% is tier five. That gets you a caricature portrait. 88 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:57,031 You'll note I've accrued an embarrassment of wealth in that regard. 89 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:58,575 - Wow. - Correct. 90 00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:00,976 Each one of these? Finished file in the can. 91 00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:03,371 So that's the highest award? 92 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:04,581 Percentage-wise, yes. 93 00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:06,749 But if we hit our numbers by quarter's end, 94 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,877 one of us gets named refiner of the quarter, 95 00:10:08,901 --> 00:10:11,254 and that shit gets you a waffle party. 96 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:12,922 I'm sorry, a waffle party? 97 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,424 Okay, hazards on, eager lemur. 98 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:17,701 I'm a dead lock for that this quarter, so, uh, don't get your hopes up. 99 00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:22,414 What about Mark's crystal head cube? 100 00:10:22,998 --> 00:10:25,477 That's not a prize, that's just something they gave him. 101 00:10:25,501 --> 00:10:27,878 Helly, could you flip on this console? 102 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,479 Okay. 103 00:10:48,065 --> 00:10:50,067 - That's... Excuse me. - Mm-hmm. 104 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:59,010 Mark, sorry to interrupt. I know you're training Helly. 105 00:10:59,034 --> 00:11:02,305 I just noticed you've removed the group photos from the desks. 106 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:05,457 Yeah. We're gonna take the new ones at Helly's party today. 107 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:07,709 Oh. 108 00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:11,940 Okay, this is the Siena file. 109 00:11:11,964 --> 00:11:13,858 Now, all the data you see 110 00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:17,403 falls into one of four essential categories. 111 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:19,614 And we group each line of code, 112 00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:24,244 and then sort it evenly between five digital buckets. 113 00:11:24,268 --> 00:11:25,328 Party. 114 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,229 Just poke around first. Use the arrows. 115 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:31,292 I do think the old photos are supposed to stay on the desk 116 00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:32,943 until the new ones come in. 117 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:40,951 Right. 118 00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:42,930 Should this mean something to me? 119 00:11:42,954 --> 00:11:43,847 No. 120 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:46,331 No, all the data comes from upstairs fully encoded. 121 00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:48,917 Then how do I categorize it? 122 00:11:51,003 --> 00:11:52,045 What? 123 00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:58,736 Each category of numbers presents in such an order as to elicit 124 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:01,239 an emotional response in the refiner. 125 00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:07,537 Um... So, uh, Cat 1 numbers, for example, feel a certain way on sight. 126 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:10,790 They'll be sort of disconcerting, scary. 127 00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:11,875 Scary? 128 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:13,168 I know. 129 00:12:13,192 --> 00:12:15,003 My job is to scroll through this spreadsheet 130 00:12:15,027 --> 00:12:16,671 and look for numbers that are scary? 131 00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:18,697 It sounds dumb, and Mark said it dumb. 132 00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:22,010 Are the numbers bloody? Do they chant? 133 00:12:22,034 --> 00:12:24,971 It doesn't make sense till you see it, and it takes a while to see. 134 00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:26,931 Hey, Mark. I just printed out 135 00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:29,392 the passage of the handbook on changing out group photos. 136 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:32,604 Just might be good to peruse when you're between things. 137 00:12:32,628 --> 00:12:34,463 - Thank you. - Sorry. 138 00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:38,967 Am I trapped here? 139 00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:42,697 In what way? 140 00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:46,433 Like if it turns out I hate this and I want to quit, is that an option? 141 00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:51,188 Look. 142 00:12:52,523 --> 00:12:53,875 If you're really unhappy, 143 00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:58,171 you can submit a resignation request with your outside self for review. 144 00:12:58,195 --> 00:13:00,131 And good luck getting that approved. 145 00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:03,867 Well, they do tend to be rejected. Plus, you know... 146 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:06,453 What? 147 00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:12,167 Well, since this perceptual version of you only exists at Lumon, 148 00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:15,522 I mean, quitting would effectively end your life. 149 00:13:15,546 --> 00:13:17,464 I mean, in so much as you've come to know it. 150 00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:20,819 Hello, Refiners. 151 00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:23,196 Ooh, sweet. Melon bar. 152 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:24,739 Hi, Mr. Milchick. 153 00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:27,158 Helly, welcome. 154 00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:30,686 I'm agog at how well I can tell you're already fitting in. 155 00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,397 The office feels whole. 156 00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:38,586 Now, let's get this party started. 157 00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:47,929 Well, uh, my name is Irving, as you all know. 158 00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:50,181 And I've worked here for three years, 159 00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:55,061 and something about me is that I know all nine core Lumon principles. 160 00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:57,546 Awesome. What's your favorite? 161 00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:01,550 All nine. 162 00:14:02,426 --> 00:14:06,739 But today, I think I'd say, "cheer". 163 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:07,764 Great. 164 00:14:11,143 --> 00:14:14,229 Uh-oh! Uh, no trust fall today, Irv. 165 00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:17,441 Oh. Right. 166 00:14:26,158 --> 00:14:28,202 No. No. 167 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,937 Hello, I'm Helly. 168 00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,671 I've been at Lumon for, like... 169 00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:41,840 Ten hours total, and... 170 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:46,553 I'm sorry, I don't know anything about myself. 171 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:48,847 Oh, sure you do, Helly. 172 00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:51,308 I really don't. 173 00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:53,953 I guess I went home last night, 174 00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:56,122 but I don't know if home is a house, or an apartment, 175 00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:57,290 or if I live with a family... 176 00:14:57,314 --> 00:14:59,983 I like to think my outie lives on, like, a riverboat. 177 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:03,671 I'm sorry, outies are... 178 00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:06,549 They're us on the outside. 179 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,843 You saw yours yesterday in the video. 180 00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:11,062 Right. I actually have a few things to say to her. 181 00:15:11,086 --> 00:15:12,597 Can I record something back? 182 00:15:14,248 --> 00:15:16,976 So what you'll find here is that communication between selves 183 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,377 is pretty curtailed. 184 00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:20,522 So what if I write her a note? 185 00:15:20,546 --> 00:15:23,221 Fortunately, the elevators are equipped with something called 186 00:15:23,245 --> 00:15:24,591 "code detectors." 187 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,028 So messages can't be passed through. 188 00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:30,532 Yeah... They're like metal detectors for written symbols. 189 00:15:30,556 --> 00:15:31,866 A Lumon original, apparently. 190 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,034 That's right. Right. 191 00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:34,953 Sure. Okay, well what if, uh, I... 192 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,688 I don't think you're quite getting the game here, Helly. 193 00:15:38,856 --> 00:15:39,898 May I? 194 00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,087 Guys, this is Helly. 195 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:47,447 She's 30 years old, she's allergic to almonds and has weak enamel. 196 00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:51,302 At 5'6", she's the fourth tallest person in your office, 197 00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:54,496 and her hair is what we call shoulder-length. 198 00:15:55,723 --> 00:15:57,611 And seeing her here with you all, 199 00:15:57,635 --> 00:16:00,419 I'd say she most definitely has a family. 200 00:16:01,253 --> 00:16:02,504 Aw. 201 00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:09,154 Oh, wow. Well, that's a lot to follow. 202 00:16:09,178 --> 00:16:12,574 Uh, so I'll just say that I'm Mark. 203 00:16:12,598 --> 00:16:18,312 Been with Lumon about two years, and I absolutely love this game. 204 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:23,567 Uh, nice try, pal, but you said that last time. 205 00:16:24,902 --> 00:16:26,629 Fair enough. 206 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,655 Uh... Um... 207 00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:31,575 Well, I, um... 208 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:40,334 I broke protocol this morning. 209 00:16:43,921 --> 00:16:46,983 I was dusting the old group photos, the ones with Petey, 210 00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:48,550 and it just... 211 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:52,054 Made me feel sad. 212 00:16:53,639 --> 00:16:55,265 And, I guess, 213 00:16:56,225 --> 00:17:00,163 worried that I won't be able to run MDR like he did. 214 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:02,231 That tracks. I have similar worries. 215 00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:04,775 So I... 216 00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:08,921 Took 'em from the cubicles and put 'em in the storage closet, 217 00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:11,156 which we're not supposed to do. 218 00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:15,702 I recall this. I objected. 219 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,124 Thank you for telling me, Mark. 220 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:25,313 I actually find your reaction sweet. 221 00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:29,442 Though, it is puzzling you have an outburst like this for Petey, 222 00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:32,553 and not for, say, Carol D. 223 00:17:33,512 --> 00:17:36,616 But we knew Carol D. Was leaving beforehand. 224 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,600 I mean, her outie filmed a thank-you. 225 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:41,728 Petey was just gone. 226 00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:45,166 And I mean, I... I don't know 227 00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:51,422 if he's at some new job or drunk on a beach, or dead... 228 00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:53,031 That's enough, please. 229 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,103 I think this is a good time to remind ourselves 230 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:08,255 that things like deaths happen outside of here. 231 00:18:09,715 --> 00:18:10,716 Not here. 232 00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:15,179 A life at Lumon is protected from such things. 233 00:18:16,305 --> 00:18:20,386 And I think a great potential response to that from all of you 234 00:18:20,410 --> 00:18:21,977 is gratitude. 235 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:33,614 I also think that melon isn't getting any tastier. 236 00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:10,400 Hey, sorry I derailed your game. 237 00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:15,340 I thought I already had, but then, yeah, you made it way worse. 238 00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:20,845 So how are you gonna figure out if Petey's okay? 239 00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:23,372 Oh, I think Milchick was pretty clear. 240 00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:26,100 You're just done asking about your best friend 241 00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:27,918 because our babysitter told you to stop? 242 00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:32,273 You know, Milchick's a nice man. 243 00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:34,889 When he says something, it's best to listen. 244 00:19:34,913 --> 00:19:35,881 I don't care. 245 00:19:35,905 --> 00:19:38,154 'Cause he can't always be nice like that. 246 00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:40,156 Okay, Refiners! 247 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:43,409 Let's get this new group photo before the melon bloat sets in. 248 00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:56,488 At last. 249 00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:00,885 - All right. - Mm-hmm. 250 00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:04,329 Great big smiles. Remember, you're gonna be looking at this every day. 251 00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:07,624 Say "gratitude." 252 00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,585 Gratitude! 253 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:13,881 Say "cheer." 254 00:20:14,423 --> 00:20:15,883 Cheer! 255 00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:22,240 Helly? What are you doing? 256 00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:26,202 Oh, I... I just think I'm not gonna work here anymore. Sorry. 257 00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:27,394 What do you mean? 258 00:20:27,978 --> 00:20:28,997 I quit. 259 00:20:29,021 --> 00:20:30,790 I don't wanna do the file-sorting thing 260 00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:33,209 or the never-seeing-the-sun-thing or the disappearing-friends thing. 261 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,753 - I just don't want any of it. - We told you there's code detectors. 262 00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:39,489 Do you know that? Have you tried? Because frankly, it sounds made-up. 263 00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:48,582 Helly! 264 00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:53,253 Helly! 265 00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:07,142 Please, you don't know... 266 00:21:09,061 --> 00:21:10,646 Oh, God. Come on. 267 00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:23,116 Shit. Mr. Graner? 268 00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:27,704 Come on out. 269 00:21:33,627 --> 00:21:35,045 What have we got here? 270 00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:39,734 Perhaps you'd better come with me. 271 00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:40,843 Mr. Graner. 272 00:21:43,554 --> 00:21:47,766 Hey. I see you've found my wayward trainee. 273 00:21:48,892 --> 00:21:50,936 Appreciate your help, sir, as always. 274 00:21:53,981 --> 00:21:55,583 Ah, the note. 275 00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:59,462 So, this is embarrassing, but, uh, it's my first time training, 276 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:00,617 and 277 00:22:00,641 --> 00:22:03,699 I must've just forgotten to go over data-smuggling rules with Helly. 278 00:22:04,575 --> 00:22:06,761 Oh, sorry. This is Helly. 279 00:22:06,785 --> 00:22:07,846 Helly, Mr. Graner. 280 00:22:07,870 --> 00:22:09,621 Yeah. 281 00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:14,727 Yeah, so if Helly tripped the code detectors, 282 00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:19,298 that one, it's on me and, uh, I apologize for that, sir. 283 00:22:19,798 --> 00:22:20,799 Earnestly. 284 00:22:22,593 --> 00:22:24,988 - Big department chief now, Mark S.? - Huh? 285 00:22:25,012 --> 00:22:26,972 Well... 286 00:22:27,556 --> 00:22:30,517 On you, then. Let's go. 287 00:23:46,635 --> 00:23:47,886 Mark. 288 00:23:51,056 --> 00:23:52,992 So you're a doula? 289 00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:55,352 - A midwife, actually. - Hmm. 290 00:23:57,688 --> 00:24:01,525 And how many deliveries have you, I don't know, seen? 291 00:24:02,609 --> 00:24:04,069 Oh, uh... 292 00:24:05,404 --> 00:24:06,822 Over 300? 293 00:24:07,447 --> 00:24:09,259 This is mostly back in Montana. 294 00:24:09,283 --> 00:24:11,803 - Wow. That's, uh, so cool. - Yeah. 295 00:24:11,827 --> 00:24:14,222 That's such a high amount. 296 00:24:14,246 --> 00:24:17,749 Yeah. We get, uh, two a day. 297 00:24:18,876 --> 00:24:19,978 - Depending. - Hmm. 298 00:24:20,002 --> 00:24:21,295 - Mm-hmm. - Mmm. 299 00:24:30,012 --> 00:24:32,782 So, is... is that, uh, like, ten a week? 300 00:24:32,806 --> 00:24:34,784 Like, in a five-day work week, or... 301 00:24:34,808 --> 00:24:36,435 - Yeah, or so. - Yeah. Okay. 302 00:24:37,436 --> 00:24:41,166 - Are you vetting me for your sister? - No. Oh, no. You seem great. 303 00:24:41,190 --> 00:24:42,733 - Yeah, I'm kidding. - I know. 304 00:24:52,326 --> 00:24:53,469 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 305 00:24:53,493 --> 00:24:55,996 So, Lumon? 306 00:24:57,122 --> 00:24:58,957 - Yeah. - Like half this town. 307 00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:01,895 And half of me. That was a joke. 308 00:25:01,919 --> 00:25:04,022 It was funny. 309 00:25:04,046 --> 00:25:05,314 Yeah. Um, 310 00:25:05,338 --> 00:25:09,819 I'm in the archives division, sort of a corporate historian, apparently. 311 00:25:09,843 --> 00:25:10,904 Mmm. 312 00:25:10,928 --> 00:25:14,890 Um, so a lot of sensitive material, hence the... 313 00:25:16,892 --> 00:25:18,310 So you don't know... 314 00:25:19,770 --> 00:25:23,208 Who you work with, or what you do, or... or anything? 315 00:25:23,232 --> 00:25:25,001 Yeah, that's the idea. 316 00:25:25,025 --> 00:25:27,319 - What if you snuck in a note? - You can't sneak notes. 317 00:25:27,903 --> 00:25:28,946 So... 318 00:25:30,030 --> 00:25:31,966 - You could have a girlfriend at Lumon... - Thank you. 319 00:25:31,990 --> 00:25:33,051 ...and not know it. 320 00:25:33,075 --> 00:25:35,702 And if you met someone out here, you wouldn't know it in there. 321 00:25:36,286 --> 00:25:38,223 Like, you could get married and have kids, 322 00:25:38,247 --> 00:25:40,850 and just forget they exist for eight hours every day, 323 00:25:40,874 --> 00:25:42,251 for your whole life. 324 00:25:42,835 --> 00:25:44,336 That doesn't mess with your head? 325 00:25:47,631 --> 00:25:50,384 I think for some people, it's the point. 326 00:25:55,305 --> 00:25:56,853 So, as a local, 327 00:25:56,877 --> 00:25:59,619 this just feels like a reasonable temperature to you? 328 00:25:59,643 --> 00:26:01,663 Well, technically, I'm from Ganz. 329 00:26:01,687 --> 00:26:04,082 And you're one to talk. 330 00:26:04,106 --> 00:26:08,378 Isn't Minnesota, like, crazy cold with the lakes? 331 00:26:08,402 --> 00:26:10,797 Yes. Minnesota was very cold 332 00:26:10,821 --> 00:26:14,801 the one time I visited from my home in Montana. 333 00:26:14,825 --> 00:26:17,035 Oh, so... so those are different places. 334 00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:19,246 Uh-huh. 335 00:26:20,414 --> 00:26:22,165 So do you live in Lumon housing? 336 00:26:23,417 --> 00:26:25,311 You make it sound like dorms or something. 337 00:26:26,420 --> 00:26:28,648 - No, I just meant that there's... - I live in Baird Creek. 338 00:26:28,672 --> 00:26:33,111 And, yes, they happen to be subsidized by the company that employs me. 339 00:26:33,135 --> 00:26:35,780 Excuse me, do you have a moment for children's brain health? 340 00:26:35,804 --> 00:26:37,907 And legalized severance in the workplace? 341 00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:41,661 - Oh, nice. The WMC's out and about. - Who? 342 00:26:41,685 --> 00:26:44,372 Most severed workers don't see the sun their whole lives. 343 00:26:44,396 --> 00:26:46,749 The Whole Mind Collective. They're great. 344 00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:49,460 Uh, excuse me, do you have a moment for children's brain health? 345 00:26:49,484 --> 00:26:50,587 We're all good. 346 00:26:50,611 --> 00:26:52,547 You folks have a moment for children's brain health? 347 00:26:52,571 --> 00:26:53,506 - We do. - Great! 348 00:26:53,530 --> 00:26:55,300 We're trying to get a measure on the ballot 349 00:26:55,324 --> 00:26:58,136 to keep mega-corporations like Lumon from continuing to force 350 00:26:58,160 --> 00:26:59,470 legalized severance on our state. 351 00:26:59,494 --> 00:27:00,930 They're forcing it now? 352 00:27:00,954 --> 00:27:02,542 That's what they're lobbying for. 353 00:27:02,566 --> 00:27:03,808 And Jame Eagan is trying to sever kids... 354 00:27:03,832 --> 00:27:06,187 Okay, well, what about the self-mutilating types 355 00:27:06,211 --> 00:27:07,145 who do it willingly? 356 00:27:07,169 --> 00:27:09,731 I mean, I heard that some of them are so deluded 357 00:27:09,755 --> 00:27:11,566 they don't even know they're victims. 358 00:27:11,590 --> 00:27:14,235 I also heard that if you're severed, 359 00:27:14,259 --> 00:27:17,405 you go to two separate hells. Is that true? 360 00:27:17,429 --> 00:27:19,908 Hey, man, you wanna benefit off forced labor, that's up... 361 00:27:19,932 --> 00:27:22,202 - Hey, man. Forced labor? - ...then that's up to you. 362 00:27:22,226 --> 00:27:23,328 Fucking really? 363 00:27:23,352 --> 00:27:24,621 - Hey! - Yeah. 364 00:27:24,645 --> 00:27:25,997 - Forced labor? Okay. - Really. 365 00:27:26,021 --> 00:27:28,541 So people can just, like, self-imprison? 366 00:27:28,565 --> 00:27:30,126 Are you captive right now? 367 00:27:30,150 --> 00:27:34,422 No, seriously, because your past self chose to walk you down here 368 00:27:34,446 --> 00:27:36,966 to be an infantilizing prick to people. 369 00:27:36,990 --> 00:27:39,844 Severance is subjugation, asshole. 370 00:27:39,868 --> 00:27:42,680 Oh, oh, that's nice language for a... 371 00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:44,182 What... What are you? Twelve? 372 00:27:44,206 --> 00:27:47,084 Are you 12 years old? Are you even in high school yet? 373 00:27:49,753 --> 00:27:51,255 Okay. Uh, come on. 374 00:28:21,952 --> 00:28:23,429 Mrs. Selvig. 375 00:28:23,453 --> 00:28:24,746 Peace offering. 376 00:28:25,789 --> 00:28:26,850 Are we fighting? 377 00:28:26,874 --> 00:28:30,061 I just keep thinking about those damn bins. 378 00:28:30,085 --> 00:28:35,441 Oh. Well, that is so not necessary, but, uh, very kind. Thank you. 379 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:41,221 Here, why don't you come in? I have milk. 380 00:28:41,930 --> 00:28:43,682 - Why, thank you! - Yeah. 381 00:28:45,517 --> 00:28:49,914 Oh, I'm experimenting with chamomile, so no hard feelings if you gag. 382 00:28:49,938 --> 00:28:51,106 Oh, I'm sure I won't. 383 00:28:54,359 --> 00:28:58,089 Still waiting for that third bulb to revive itself? 384 00:28:58,113 --> 00:29:01,342 Oh, yeah. Keep forgetting to change that. 385 00:29:01,366 --> 00:29:04,846 Hmm, my, you smell nice. Were you on a date? 386 00:29:04,870 --> 00:29:06,931 Uh, sort of. 387 00:29:06,955 --> 00:29:12,812 My sister set me up with, like, her doula, or midwife. 388 00:29:12,836 --> 00:29:14,505 Didn't really feel like anything. 389 00:29:19,885 --> 00:29:22,471 Well, let's see here. I'll, uh... 390 00:29:29,102 --> 00:29:30,246 Mmm. 391 00:29:32,064 --> 00:29:33,190 Wow. 392 00:29:33,690 --> 00:29:35,919 - This I... These are magic. - Oh. 393 00:29:35,943 --> 00:29:37,069 Mm-hmm. 394 00:29:39,446 --> 00:29:41,341 My late husband was a carpenter, 395 00:29:41,365 --> 00:29:42,884 and before he passed, 396 00:29:42,908 --> 00:29:47,788 he said he would start building us a house in the hereafter. 397 00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:52,352 And there would be a small guest apartment in the back, 398 00:29:52,376 --> 00:29:55,337 in case I found a new man before I got there. 399 00:29:58,966 --> 00:30:00,843 That's... so sweet. That's... so sweet. 400 00:30:01,677 --> 00:30:03,905 Yes. 401 00:30:03,929 --> 00:30:07,516 He even drew blueprints, which I keep in my purse. 402 00:30:13,063 --> 00:30:14,707 Well, come by the shop, okay? 403 00:30:14,731 --> 00:30:19,379 I'll give you a mugwort bath bomb that'll make you sleep like a rag doll. 404 00:30:19,403 --> 00:30:20,863 I'll try to get down there. 405 00:30:21,947 --> 00:30:23,448 Good night, Mrs. Selvig. 406 00:31:19,922 --> 00:31:21,983 The nerve, my new partner's a woman. 407 00:31:22,007 --> 00:31:24,319 I just think you could've mentioned it sooner. 408 00:31:24,343 --> 00:31:28,823 You'd better be on the stakeout and not... out for a steak. 409 00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:30,927 Seth Milchick, Lumon Industries. 410 00:32:30,951 --> 00:32:33,096 Mr. Milchick, it's Mark Scout. 411 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:36,140 I'm a severed worker. Employee number 4502. 412 00:32:36,164 --> 00:32:39,227 Mr. Scout, what a pleasure. How can I help you? 413 00:32:39,251 --> 00:32:41,771 I actually woke up not feeling terribly well. 414 00:32:41,795 --> 00:32:43,380 I'm sorry I'm just now calling. 415 00:32:44,047 --> 00:32:47,235 Oh, no. May I ask how serious it is? 416 00:32:47,259 --> 00:32:51,990 Well, nothing bad, just very minor stomach event. 417 00:32:52,014 --> 00:32:53,307 Should be back tomorrow. 418 00:32:54,391 --> 00:32:55,577 Well, I'm sorry. 419 00:32:55,601 --> 00:32:58,228 I know your innie will be sad to have missed the day. 420 00:33:00,522 --> 00:33:02,983 You feel better. Okay, Mr. Scout? 421 00:33:07,946 --> 00:33:10,383 - Where's Mark? - Missed you too. 422 00:33:10,407 --> 00:33:13,386 He should be coming down first now. You don't think that... 423 00:33:13,410 --> 00:33:16,055 He's probably sick. They wouldn't bounce him and Petey the same week. 424 00:33:16,079 --> 00:33:17,473 I certainly hope not. 425 00:33:17,497 --> 00:33:18,975 Quarterly deadline's coming up, 426 00:33:18,999 --> 00:33:21,561 and I'm not looking to be department chief. 427 00:33:21,585 --> 00:33:25,422 Wow. Lot a confidence for a man who once got disciplined for dozing. 428 00:33:27,841 --> 00:33:29,343 Sorry. That was... 429 00:33:32,137 --> 00:33:35,182 I can't help that I was hired older than you. 430 00:33:37,976 --> 00:33:39,662 It just never stops, huh? 431 00:33:39,686 --> 00:33:40,938 Endless toil. 432 00:33:42,272 --> 00:33:43,458 Where's Mark? 433 00:33:43,482 --> 00:33:45,651 Sick or fired. Probably sick. 434 00:33:46,151 --> 00:33:48,296 They wouldn't have fired him for my note thing, would they? 435 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:51,031 No. No way. He did his stint in the break room yesterday. 436 00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:56,930 He said he was ill. 437 00:33:56,954 --> 00:33:58,223 Did he sound ill? 438 00:33:58,247 --> 00:34:00,499 I don't know. He said it was abdominal. 439 00:34:02,042 --> 00:34:03,210 Funny timing. 440 00:34:44,877 --> 00:34:48,021 The erasers are mostly decorative, since we don't have pencils. 441 00:34:48,045 --> 00:34:50,441 Finger trap is fun, as long as you know how to use it safely. 442 00:34:50,465 --> 00:34:52,306 But it's really more about what they represent, 443 00:34:52,330 --> 00:34:53,594 how far you got in the file. 444 00:34:54,261 --> 00:34:55,976 But why don't we always finish the files? 445 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,139 'Cause they only keep so long. 446 00:34:57,806 --> 00:35:01,244 You know, we finish, on average, one in five files before they expire. 447 00:35:01,268 --> 00:35:04,998 Which is better than it used to be before Mark's freshman fluke. 448 00:35:05,022 --> 00:35:07,375 What's a freshman fluke? 449 00:36:05,332 --> 00:36:06,416 No! 450 00:36:07,251 --> 00:36:08,252 Irv? 451 00:36:11,129 --> 00:36:12,464 I'm s... I'm sorry. 452 00:36:13,257 --> 00:36:14,299 Irving? 453 00:37:17,404 --> 00:37:20,490 We'll deduct the time you spent dozing from your outie's paycheck. 454 00:37:20,991 --> 00:37:24,661 What will be harder to fix, Irving, is my and Ms. Cobel's trust in you. 455 00:37:25,204 --> 00:37:28,141 I'm so sorry, sir. I'm just so sorry. 456 00:37:28,165 --> 00:37:31,126 Well, no one is hankering to throw you in the break room. 457 00:37:31,835 --> 00:37:34,922 We'll do a wellness check with Ms. Casey and go from there, all right? 458 00:37:35,422 --> 00:37:36,840 Thank you, Mr. Milchick. 459 00:37:59,404 --> 00:38:00,656 Nothing scary yet. Nothing scary yet. 460 00:38:09,706 --> 00:38:11,351 Oh, God! A four! 461 00:38:11,375 --> 00:38:12,543 Don't fuck around. 462 00:38:13,085 --> 00:38:16,338 I told you, you'll understand when you see it, so just be patient. 463 00:38:16,964 --> 00:38:18,483 W-What even are these numbers? 464 00:38:18,507 --> 00:38:20,884 Like, do we even know what we're supposedly cleaning? 465 00:38:23,262 --> 00:38:24,263 My theory? 466 00:38:25,973 --> 00:38:26,974 The sea. 467 00:38:29,268 --> 00:38:30,269 The sea? 468 00:38:30,978 --> 00:38:32,497 Yeah. Think about it. 469 00:38:32,521 --> 00:38:35,708 Okay, if our outies are up there severing their brains, 470 00:38:35,732 --> 00:38:37,585 shit must have gotten pretty bad. 471 00:38:37,609 --> 00:38:40,338 Famine, plagues, et cetera. 472 00:38:40,362 --> 00:38:43,574 So what is a desperate humanity to do? 473 00:38:46,034 --> 00:38:47,095 Populate the sea? 474 00:38:47,119 --> 00:38:48,555 Populate the sea. 475 00:38:48,579 --> 00:38:52,392 But first, they gotta send probes down to the sea to clean up 476 00:38:52,416 --> 00:38:55,878 all the deadly eels and shit, 'cause we can't cohabitate with that. 477 00:38:56,378 --> 00:38:59,941 So we send the probes down, they send us the data coded, 478 00:38:59,965 --> 00:39:04,511 we sense what's eels, and then we tell the probes what to blow up. 479 00:39:08,015 --> 00:39:09,266 This is the leading theory? 480 00:39:11,226 --> 00:39:14,313 Nah, Irv thinks we're cutting swear words out of movies. 481 00:39:18,775 --> 00:39:22,362 But what is it? Like, what... what are we actually workin' on down there? 482 00:39:24,448 --> 00:39:25,449 I don't know. 483 00:39:26,742 --> 00:39:29,328 I thought without severance it would make more sense, but... 484 00:39:31,163 --> 00:39:33,892 They separate us from the other departments. 485 00:39:33,916 --> 00:39:35,751 We don't even know how many there are. 486 00:39:40,255 --> 00:39:42,508 But I've been reintegrated for two weeks now. 487 00:39:45,135 --> 00:39:46,887 I've been mapping out the floor. 488 00:39:58,607 --> 00:40:00,984 I hid the original for you when I left. 489 00:40:20,963 --> 00:40:22,089 You okay? 490 00:40:30,222 --> 00:40:31,223 Sorry. 491 00:40:32,599 --> 00:40:33,892 Reintegration sickness. 492 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,188 Never heard of that one. 493 00:40:38,981 --> 00:40:41,400 Because I'm the first dipshit that's ever had it. 494 00:40:42,693 --> 00:40:45,268 Plus, living in a cold-ass greenhouse doesn't help, 495 00:40:45,292 --> 00:40:46,530 but I can't go home. 496 00:40:49,658 --> 00:40:53,787 Okay, so what is it that happens down there that's so bad? 497 00:40:57,666 --> 00:40:58,667 There's this room... 498 00:41:05,340 --> 00:41:07,759 We go in there when we don't act right. 499 00:41:15,517 --> 00:41:16,643 What is that? 500 00:41:23,358 --> 00:41:25,003 I'm afraid you're not sorry. 501 00:41:25,027 --> 00:41:30,341 Please. I truly am. I'm sorry. 502 00:41:30,365 --> 00:41:32,034 Please read the statement again. 503 00:41:33,994 --> 00:41:38,474 Forgive me for the harm I have caused this world. 504 00:41:38,498 --> 00:41:41,506 None may atone for my actions but me, 505 00:41:41,530 --> 00:41:44,397 and only in me shall their stain live on. 506 00:41:44,421 --> 00:41:46,691 I am thankful to have been caught, 507 00:41:46,715 --> 00:41:50,802 my fall cut short by those with wizened hands. 508 00:41:51,678 --> 00:41:55,307 All I can be is sorry, and that is all that I am. 509 00:41:56,475 --> 00:42:00,955 I'm afraid you don't mean it. Again, please. 510 00:42:02,439 --> 00:42:07,069 Forgive me for the harm I have caused this world. 511 00:42:08,570 --> 00:42:11,865 None may atone for my actions but me. 512 00:42:15,327 --> 00:42:16,662 The fuck is that? 513 00:42:19,081 --> 00:42:20,332 That's the break room. 514 00:42:39,852 --> 00:42:40,853 Hmm. 515 00:42:53,448 --> 00:42:56,094 - Oh! I'm... I'm sorry. - Oh! No, I'm sorry, sir. 516 00:42:56,118 --> 00:42:58,388 I didn't think anybody was out here. 517 00:42:58,412 --> 00:43:00,890 I'm coming out from my session. 518 00:43:00,914 --> 00:43:06,587 I... I was just going in. I was admiring the, uh, art while I wait. 519 00:43:07,462 --> 00:43:11,192 That piece hung in the perpetuity wing for many years. 520 00:43:11,216 --> 00:43:14,094 I know. And it broke my heart when they took it down. 521 00:43:14,678 --> 00:43:16,972 It's better here. It's calming. 522 00:43:20,184 --> 00:43:22,895 I'm Irving. Macrodata Refinement. 523 00:43:23,478 --> 00:43:24,998 Are you a department head? 524 00:43:25,022 --> 00:43:26,940 Well, Optics and Design. 525 00:43:27,691 --> 00:43:30,211 A two-person department, so, barely. 526 00:43:30,235 --> 00:43:32,422 Mmm. So this is your work, hmm? 527 00:43:32,446 --> 00:43:35,258 We don't paint them. We do hang them. 528 00:43:35,282 --> 00:43:39,275 I loved that you did the Ambrose cycle in the team-building space 529 00:43:39,299 --> 00:43:40,471 last quarter. 530 00:43:40,495 --> 00:43:42,956 - Huh. - I'd never seen it. 531 00:43:43,457 --> 00:43:45,959 Well, it's rare to meet a sophisticate. 532 00:43:46,877 --> 00:43:50,815 Most people only think of OandD when new handbook totes come in. 533 00:43:51,924 --> 00:43:53,776 Well, I love those too. 534 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,236 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 535 00:43:55,260 --> 00:43:57,638 There's new ones coming next month. 536 00:43:58,597 --> 00:44:00,390 Best design yet, in my view. 537 00:44:00,891 --> 00:44:05,437 Oh, wow! Well, that's all I'll be thinking about until then. 538 00:44:06,063 --> 00:44:06,897 Irving? 539 00:44:45,352 --> 00:44:46,645 All right, Irving. 540 00:44:47,479 --> 00:44:51,400 What I'd like to do is share with you some facts about your outie. 541 00:44:52,985 --> 00:44:55,806 Because your outie is an exemplary person, 542 00:44:56,345 --> 00:44:58,991 these facts should be very pleasing. 543 00:45:00,659 --> 00:45:04,663 Just relax your body and be open to the facts. 544 00:45:05,455 --> 00:45:08,584 Try to enjoy each equally. 545 00:45:09,918 --> 00:45:13,130 These facts are not to be shared outside this room. 546 00:45:14,673 --> 00:45:17,885 But for now, they're yours to enjoy. 547 00:45:23,390 --> 00:45:25,350 Your outie is generous. 548 00:45:27,978 --> 00:45:31,899 Your outie is fond of music and owns many records. 549 00:45:33,650 --> 00:45:39,448 Your outie is a friend to children and to the elderly and the insane. 550 00:45:41,491 --> 00:45:45,704 Your outie is strong and helped someone lift a heavy object. 551 00:45:47,748 --> 00:45:50,376 Your outie attends many dances 552 00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:53,420 and is popular among the other attendees. 553 00:45:54,755 --> 00:46:01,720 Your outie likes films and owns a machine that can play them. 554 00:46:03,430 --> 00:46:08,894 Your outie is splendid and can swim gracefully and well. 555 00:46:09,645 --> 00:46:11,605 I'm sorry. 556 00:46:12,481 --> 00:46:15,067 Please try to enjoy each fact equally, 557 00:46:15,734 --> 00:46:18,403 and not show preference for any over the others. 558 00:46:18,987 --> 00:46:22,050 That's ten points off. You have 90 points remaining. 559 00:46:22,074 --> 00:46:24,284 - Points? - Please don't speak. 560 00:46:32,042 --> 00:46:34,628 Your outie won a game two weeks ago. 561 00:46:36,046 --> 00:46:38,632 Your outie values water. 562 00:46:39,925 --> 00:46:44,638 A photo of your outie with a trophy was once in a newspaper. 563 00:46:46,265 --> 00:46:50,602 Your outie has no fear of muggers or knaves. 564 00:46:52,563 --> 00:46:55,607 Your outie likes the sound of radar. 565 00:46:58,193 --> 00:47:03,073 Your outie is skilled at kissing and lovemaking. 566 00:47:04,449 --> 00:47:05,885 Oh. 567 00:47:05,909 --> 00:47:06,970 I'm sorry. 568 00:47:06,994 --> 00:47:09,973 Please don't respond to any specific fact. 569 00:47:09,997 --> 00:47:11,850 That's ten points off. 570 00:47:11,874 --> 00:47:14,144 - I was just... - Please don't speak further, 571 00:47:14,168 --> 00:47:16,203 or all remaining points will be deducted 572 00:47:16,227 --> 00:47:18,005 and the wellness session will end. 573 00:47:35,772 --> 00:47:36,815 Okay. 574 00:47:57,753 --> 00:47:59,314 - Is it just the elevators? - What? 575 00:47:59,338 --> 00:48:01,733 With the code detectors. Or is it the stairwells too? 576 00:48:01,757 --> 00:48:03,735 Jesus. Stairwells too. Why? 577 00:48:03,759 --> 00:48:06,029 If no one accepts the resignations, 578 00:48:06,053 --> 00:48:07,906 what makes you think they're being delivered at all? 579 00:48:07,930 --> 00:48:10,283 You gotta let the info-smuggling notion go. 580 00:48:10,307 --> 00:48:11,618 Okay, but how good are the scanners? 581 00:48:11,642 --> 00:48:13,183 Like, what if you wrote the letters funky, 582 00:48:13,207 --> 00:48:14,871 like one of those robot tests? 583 00:48:14,895 --> 00:48:16,831 - Hi, kids. What's for dinner? - Nope! 584 00:48:16,855 --> 00:48:18,166 How was wellness? 585 00:48:18,190 --> 00:48:20,126 Great. Very restorative. 586 00:48:20,150 --> 00:48:22,003 I met the OandD department head. 587 00:48:22,027 --> 00:48:24,682 Burt? I've met that guy. He's a fuck. 588 00:48:24,706 --> 00:48:26,257 You didn't tell him where we are, did you? 589 00:48:26,281 --> 00:48:28,426 Burt's not a fuck. And no. 590 00:48:28,450 --> 00:48:30,637 I'm asking for the safety of this department. 591 00:48:30,661 --> 00:48:32,180 - I don't need to tell you... - That's a myth. 592 00:48:32,204 --> 00:48:34,098 And don't pretend you care about this department. 593 00:48:34,122 --> 00:48:35,808 You just want your waffle party. 594 00:48:35,832 --> 00:48:38,853 Oh, beg-fucking-pardon. We're supposed to like the perks. 595 00:48:38,877 --> 00:48:40,745 "And all in Lumon's care 596 00:48:40,769 --> 00:48:42,941 shall revel in the bounty of the incentives spur." 597 00:48:42,965 --> 00:48:45,735 Don't pervert a handbook passage to me, okay? 598 00:48:45,759 --> 00:48:46,986 - Don't do it. - Hey, guys? 599 00:48:47,010 --> 00:48:48,905 Lumon has been good to us, and it is feckless to... 600 00:48:48,929 --> 00:48:49,930 Guys! 601 00:48:58,480 --> 00:48:59,731 That. 602 00:49:00,524 --> 00:49:01,525 Yep. 603 00:49:02,150 --> 00:49:03,753 Why is... Why is it, uh... 604 00:49:03,777 --> 00:49:06,548 You okay. Just fence off the bad data like I showed you. 605 00:49:06,572 --> 00:49:08,448 Can you see the perimeter? 606 00:49:17,624 --> 00:49:19,042 And bin it. 607 00:49:31,263 --> 00:49:33,199 Boom. Fucking refined. 608 00:49:33,223 --> 00:49:36,119 All right, Helly. Hip, hip. 609 00:49:36,143 --> 00:49:39,146 They were scary. The numbers were scary. 610 00:49:56,997 --> 00:50:00,375 Here's the couch. I'll find you a sleeping bag. 611 00:50:01,251 --> 00:50:04,671 And you can use the shower if you want. 612 00:50:05,422 --> 00:50:06,840 What are you trying to say? 613 00:50:09,176 --> 00:50:10,236 Um... 614 00:50:10,260 --> 00:50:13,138 Thanks for doing this, Mark. 615 00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:16,576 Well, I, you know, figured my work self would be pissed 616 00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:18,244 if I let you sleep in a greenhouse. 617 00:50:24,066 --> 00:50:25,317 Uh, light's on the left. 618 00:50:53,011 --> 00:50:54,239 You okay in there? 619 00:50:54,263 --> 00:50:56,557 Yeah! Yeah, I'm good. 620 00:52:09,546 --> 00:52:10,940 Petey, are you okay?